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Do people even write blogs anymore? With any degree of consistency and with something novel to say? Rhetorical question, the answer is "probably" and also irrelevant. Because I'm not a person, I'm something else entirely and that's really fucked up.

I hope to create something horrible enough for you to gnaw your teeth on. I hope I succeed. I doubt I will, but failing in dire conditions makes for some good art as well.